(via i--love--world)

(Source: iloveyourfacejustgetaway, via enchantedmemories)

kushroom:

so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal

(via wombbat)

puhcific:

icouldntfindanyotherusername:

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST

BUT WE HAVE SO LONG TO GO

(via litgasm)

cockchomp:

she wears short skirts i wear short skirts

we are sailor soldiers and in the name of the moon we will punish you

(via moshersfuckbetter)

(Source: funnycutegifs.com, via lolzpicx)

kittykatastrophic:

marina-del-cyrus:

Whenever I get period cramps

I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…

(via darkktansanddirtyyvans)

distraction:

teenagers on a movie date night, 1957

(Source: pinterest.com, via thatgirlnamedalex)

videohall:

What if Guys and Girls changed dating roles

(Source: youtube.com, via mercy-wish-unfit-to-kiss)

sexpressly:

nicholebell:

vlcoholic:

w0lf-sunset:

violasian:

Book shelf slide.

+

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

splinter.

^ You don’t get splinters from finished wood hun. 

(via juliowood)

the-bitch-goddess-success:

youngblackandvegan:

satanic2chainz:

extraordinarybrother:

princethepurpleking:

Sisters are evil

I laughed at this shit for like 5min

oh my god

#shortpeoplesrevenge

Actual Troll Master

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thatfunnyblog:

this should’ve been the movie poster

(Source: yallons, via thetasteofinkisgettingold)

(Source: dirtysanchezz, via envycamacho)

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